SMUG MARATHONER SCOFFS TO DEATH READING BEGINNERS’ RUNNING FORUM

BY ADAM BADWATER

ANAHEIM, CA – Accomplished but holier-than-thou runner Arn Ulysses, finisher of over 300 marathons in less than 10 years, scoffed himself to death while reading a Beginners’ running forum online. Ulysses, who had several sub 3-hour marathon finishes under his belt prior to his death, had always taken a perverse, self-serving pleasure in perusing new runners’ accounts of their struggles and successes.

This time, he took his arrogance too far. Continue reading