FALL RACES RECAP: ULTRARUNNER EATS OWN FINGER, FREE BEER AT FINISH DISAPPOINTS AGAIN, AND 5K COSPLAY GOES TOO FAR

 

NEAH BAY, WA – Racing his first ultra, area runner J’Nana Gent logged a DNF after witnessing his friend, John Crises, inhale an entire Snickers bar during the Cape Stubborn 50k. Crises, whose license plate is EATNRUN, is known for his ability to consume food and drink with almost inhuman speed. “I’d heard the stories, sure,” said Gent, “but I just didn’t think it was possible to drink an entire can of Coke in two seconds, or swallow half a russet potato whole.” Continue reading

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